Death is the final wake-up call.
If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?
The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.
To awake from death is to die in peace.
The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.
Smile, it's free therapy.
Death is feared as birth is forgotten.
Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.
Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.
Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.
Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.
When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. -- they'll find something.