Growing old is not growing up.
If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it.
Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.
Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.
Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.
Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.
Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Die, search for meaning, search for meaning, search for meaning.
Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.
We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.
Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.
We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve.
If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.