Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
He who limps is still walking.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
The first requisite for immortality is death.
Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier.
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
The weakest link in a chain is the strongest because it can break it.
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.