When I want your opinion I'll give it to you.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.
In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.
Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents shortcomings.
Man cannot live by incompetence alone.
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.