Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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- Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
- I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
- Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
- A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
- The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don’t know when it’s through if you are a crook or a martyr.
- The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.