Husbands They are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not. They are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.YOU MAY ALSO LIKE »The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women’s husbands.London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognize them. They look so thoroughly unhappy.When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one’s clean linen in public.Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.