Truth If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you. If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.YOU MAY ALSO LIKE »France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you cannot tear the toilet paper.I don’t go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but a thousand imbeciles together in the dark — that is critical genius.France is the country where the money falls apart and you can’t tear the toilet paper.Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be a platitude.